News from LA! Becky B, who has forgiven me for calling her a “fucking bitch” has agreed to be the LA correspondent for The Spike.

To give you a visual picture, this is Becky B at my wedding:

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LA correspondent of The Spike, “Becky B”

Her first scoop for The Spike is about “scooping” – the practice of scooping all the actual spongey bread bit out of your baguette or bagel to reduce the carb load. Then you fill the shell of the bagel/baguette with your avocado mash or whatever and scoff it singing “tra la la no carbs for me”.

Personally I am so terrified of even the crust of a bagel or baguette that I cannot countenance this. But that’s what they’re ALL doing in LA. You heard it here first.