News from LA! Becky B, who has forgiven me for calling her a “fucking bitch” has agreed to be the LA correspondent for The Spike.
To give you a visual picture, this is Becky B at my wedding:
Her first scoop for The Spike is about “scooping” – the practice of scooping all the actual spongey bread bit out of your baguette or bagel to reduce the carb load. Then you fill the shell of the bagel/baguette with your avocado mash or whatever and scoff it singing “tra la la no carbs for me”.
Personally I am so terrified of even the crust of a bagel or baguette that I cannot countenance this. But that’s what they’re ALL doing in LA. You heard it here first.
She has very shiny hair. You can always trust a person with very shiny hair. This is a fact.
she is the world’s best person. second only to you xx