… time to think about going to a party but then stay at home and eat crisps instead.

Or think up things to do with the kids… but then stay at home and eat crisps instead. Turn a quick walk to the park because you haven’t been out all day into an okay Instagram picture. Boom!

Wear:

This hat, when worn with big sunglasses, will make you look like Gwen Stefanie
This hat, when worn with big sunglasses, will make you look like Gwen Stefani – Zara, £7.99

Read:

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The Homework Myth by Alfie Kohn. You always knew homework was fucking bullshit – now you’ve got PROOF!

Distract the kids with:

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Loopimal – find it on the App store! Make funny cartoon creatures dance. Utterly captivating.

Buy:

Instax Mini 8 instant camera
Instax Mini 8 instant camera, approx £64. Completely pointless but insanely, insanely cute. Mine is yellow. DO NOT TELL MY HUSBAND.

TRY TO ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND, YEAH?