Bake

If you’re feeling inspired by Bake-Off into cooking yourself into a diabetic coma, you will need Jane Hornby’s What to Bake and How To Bake It. Foolproof – and I ought to know.

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Buy

Urban Decay’s Naked Skin Weightless Complete Coverage Concealer. It’s got hyaluronic acid in it, which The Pool says is a good thing for hydration and not making that under-eye bit dry out and look all Miss Havisham-y. About £17.

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Kill

Your clothes moths with these pheromone sticky strips – fly paper for jumper munchers. I am not a bloodthirsty person at all but I hate, hate hate clothes moths and take great pleasure in seeing the little fuckers stuck dead to the strips. Get from AmazonScreen Shot 2015-10-07 at 13.50.01.