The Aloe Vera plant is in this shot because the camera has to focus on something for the timer to work.

I went off tube skirts after having kids because for a while, it was all I could wear – only I had to wear them as mini skirts, not tube skirts. And the VPL was, like

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But why not a tube skirt? Now that I’m no longer 15 stone? Although in some of the other photos I took of this outfit, I do still look 15 stone. Taking photos of yourself is so hard! Anyway this would not get you pointed and laughed at as a mad try-hard on the school run. And pretty soon it’s going to be too cold to get away with this sort of caper, so embrace bare calves while you can.