Because I know that’s all you care about. So here it is: guacamole on Kallo rice cakes. I mean, if you can stand to look another motherfucking avocado in the face.
Whatever you do, do not call this “smashed” avocado, okay? It’s guacamole. GUACAMOLE!
juice of 1/2 a lime
some dried chilli flakes
finely chopped spring onion, if you like
burping up onion all afternoon
some coriander leaves
1 Scoop out the avocado into a bowl. Harrass it with a fork and spoon until it is spreadable.
2 Add lime juice, salt, chilli flakes, optional burpy onion, coriander and salt to taste.
3 Spread on some rice cakes and wonder if the thing about avocados being in short supply is really true.