I know that this is an awful photo – I’ve cut one arm and one leg off but I think it’s otherwise quite spirited so in it goes.

I got these kind of sateen polyester culottes in the Zara sale for £7 and they are actually very jolly. I wore them with black tights and white trainers last week, the only drawback to this otherwise amusing outfit being that the feeling of sateen/polyester upon tights in a cold breeze is absolutely unholy.