New in from The Spike’s LA correspondent, Becky B: there are machines in LA where you can DIY your own nut butter. “Every kid is allergic to peanuts here so they are obsessed with alternative nut butters,” says Becky.

Is “nut butter” the funniest phrase in the English language? Or does that accolade still go to “pant suit”?

DIY nut butter machine. In. Sane.