Men!!! I know you’re there, lurking, you slimeballs.
If you are stressing about what to get HER for Christmas, head directly to the Anina Vogel counter of Selfridges or Liberty. No, you can’t buy online. Yes it is freaking expensive.
But listen to me… come closer… smell the coffee on my breath, boys! *she doesn’t even know she wants this*. That’s how good this shit is. She’s never even heard of Anina Vogel!! But when she gets a look at this, the top of her head is going to come off. Seriously.
“Men!!! I know you’re there, lurking, you slimeballs”. So funny.
Even funnier… “If you are stressing about what to get HER for Christmas..”…as if most men would stress about ANYTHING to do with Christmas!
they do! they honestly really do, they just don’t show it in the same way we do
or even HER…
I know Esther, I just have trouble seeing it sometimes! Btw, I am very much enjoying The Spike 🙂
Hooray! Thank you for reading x
Yes, Christmas Eve is a very stressful day for my husband. Watching him trying to juggle buying, wrapping, sequestering the kids until they’ve made some attempt at a seasonal greeting for me, whilst trying to look fully engaged in whatever is going on and not giving into the rising panic has become one of my favourite bits of the Christmas build up. Christmas really begins for me with the sound of frantic midnight sellotaping. Christmas is the only time we switch roles and I’m the organised one, so I enjoy the brief superiority. Fa la la la la la la la la.
These necklaces are so lovely, but haven’t a hope of ever seeing one.