Men!!! I know you’re there, lurking, you slimeballs.

If you are stressing about what to get HER for Christmas, head directly to the Anina Vogel counter of Selfridges or Liberty. No, you can’t buy online. Yes it is freaking expensive.

But listen to me… come closer… smell the coffee on my breath, boys! *she doesn’t even know she wants this*. That’s how good this shit is. She’s never even heard of Anina Vogel!! But when she gets a look at this, the top of her head is going to come off. Seriously.

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