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Yeah hi it’s me. Can you just tell everyone that I’m not coming in today? I had Noro all yesterday… I know… all day. It was really bad. Say what? Yeah I did that, it didn’t really help.

I know it’s a disappointment, I know how much you enjoy The Spike’s confusing mixture of high and low fashion, cheap photos and tired visual gags.

Back tomorrow, love you. Such a shame about Magic Mike XXL.