Surfing on the tide of the Nutribullet, err, thing – I found in a Which? magazine lying about in my parents house this interesting Best Buy thing about good blenders.

I was rather intrigued by this, not that I want to buy a blender. I make do with my mini Magimix and my stick blender. And I’d never be arsed to crush ice cubes. And what is with this stupid name? Is the brand name Sage? Sage The Boss?

The only piece of kitchen kit I’m interested in is a ThermoMix, but they look like they take up a hellish amount of space and I live in London where it’s like £4,000 per sq ft, and they’re already about £300. The numbers just don’t add up – even if it can make Hollandaise.