I really, really love these mad plastic earrings that I found in John Lewis by a British brand called Toolally. Everything seems to be £45 – I got some art deco ones but may have to go back for some kind of crazy orange-and-pink orb thingies.

They are to be worn as I have suggested previously on this blog with a bun or a ponytail and otherwise quite plain clothes. Get some before every motherfucker on the school run has a pair.