This pic is from Good Housekeeping. Even Good Housekeeping is more up to date than I am

I was reading the other day in a newspaper an interview with big make-up lady Trish McEvoy and she was talking about a “triangle of light” which is an inverted triangle that you draw with your concealer under your eye to hide dark circles and generally brighten the area. I tried it and it works far better than drawing a great semicircle directly under the eye. I don’t know why I haven’t heard of this before! I consider myself to be quite good at putting on make-up! Christ.

You probably all bloody know about it and have been doing it for years and meet up in cafes going “If only Esther knew about the triangle of light trick she wouldn’t look so awful.”