I bought an embellished collar black velvet dress off Asos.com about a million years ago – I put it on Instagram stories the other day and many people loved it and were bummed out it’s no longer available SOOOOOO I found you a very similar one!

From Ted Baker. Alas, £199. But it may well be the answer to all your festive getting-dressed conundrums.

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