Net a Porter 30% off

Did I say stick to your list? FUCKIN IGNORE ME. It’s 30% off at Net a Porter!!!!! 

If you know what you want and don’t want to wait for my “Dear Husband” mail-out (which mostly isn’t on Net a Porter anyway) scrabble over to the 30% off sale. Don’t worry that the discount doesn’t appear on the slug under the item, it will automatically be applied at checkout.

This is what I like.

This IRO coat. So French. £409.50 after discount.

Vejas. So French. £80.50 with discount

My black silk shirt is probably the most useful thing I own – and Equipment make the best ones. £196 with discount. Really French.

If you are a sneaker fetishist, you will be excited to see 30% off these classic Common Projects . Quite French.

There is an entire section on denim – have a look and see if any £230 jeans like these “Ruby” ones from J Brand – are on sale. £230 is £161 after discount. French.

My grey nana cardigan is very Seventies and is the most useful thing I own (mine is from Uniqlo) but this one is better. £77 after discount. Not French but fine anyway.

I have decided this year that all designer handbags are vulgar and disappointing but if you are still wedded to the idea, there is this Tom Ford one for £854. Not remotely French.

Or this by See from Chloe which is £203 after discount. Assez French.

I am a huge fan of Roxanne Assoulin and there is a selection of her bangles on sale (mine, which are the “Rainbow Brite” are not in the sale), which are £142.8 after discount. French person trying to be American.

And also a new brand called Catbird, which has these beautifulvery slim little gold rings for only £28 after discount. Mega mega French.